I have been left alone unsupervised at my desk. Do I…

1) Sneak out, install speakers in the ceiling, and blast (alternately) epic cinematic music and the programmatically generated soundtrack to Portal 2. 2) Redecorate the office softball tournament trophy into a new and meaningful sculpture. 3) Switch all of the desktop computers with one another. 4) Sing the song of my cats’ people to the […]